This was my original introduction to my first posting of Gilligan Mashukah to alt.sex.stories circa 1996.
Introduction to Gilligan Mashukah: A sexy Gilligan’s Island parody.
This is my first story posting to the alt.sex.stories newsgroup. I have been lurking for some time, but have not had any stories which I was willing to commit to this format. Posted requests for Gilligan’s Island stories has inspired this.
The story is not yet complete. Most of the rest of the story is pretty much in my head, but my time to get it all written down is pretty limited. So, I thought I’d go ahead and post what I had and see if there is any interest. If the interest is sufficient, that may inspire me to complete it and post the rest. It is posted in three parts, the main reason for which is the 150 line limit of the text editor on this system. That same limit has driven the way the story is structured to a degree as well.
For the benefit of non-American readers who may not be familiar with "Gilligan’s Island", I thought a brief explanation was in order.
"Gilligan’s Island" was an American television series which ran on the CBS television network for three seasons from 1964 to 1967. It went into syndication before it’s cancellation and since then has NEVER been off the air. Many more modern television sitcoms have visited Gilligan’s Island in special episodes (including, most recently, Roseanne). Gilligan’s Island has become something of an American television institution, both loved as an American television classic and reviled as simple-minded trash.
The premise of the series involved the crew and passengers of the SS Minnow, a small excursion boat which chartered island tours out of Honolulu, Hawaii. It’s crew was "Skipper" Jonas Grumby (Alan Hale Jr.) and his oafish first mate Gilligan (Bob Denver). The unlikely passenger list was made up of multi-millionaire Thurston Howell III (Jim Bachus), his wife "Lovey" (Natalie Schafer), Redheaded bombshell movie star Ginger Grant (Tina Louise), "The Professor" Roy Hinkley, Jr. (Russell Johnson), and farmgirl-next-door Mary Ann Summers (Dawn Wells). During a three hour tour, the Minnow became shipwrecked on an uncharted desert island somewhere in the South Pacific, although it’s sometimes stated location of 300 miles south-east of Hawaii would actually put it in the NORTH Pacific. For three seasons they tried to get rescued from the island while Gilligan’s well meaning bumbling fouled up all of their attempts.
Despite the sexual possibilities of such a situation, the show made it through three seasons and three made for TV movies without a hint of sex, and yet still managed to influence the sexuality of a generation of young American males. Ginger with her low-cut gowns and Mary Ann with her shorts and bare midriff added to the surreal nonsensical quality of the show in that the three single men on the show never lost complete control of themselves while faced with such delectable feminine pulchritude. For the shows audience, however (your’s truly included), the predicament of Mary Ann and Ginger fuelled many an adolescent sexual fantasy.
This story is based on an actual episode of the series titled "High Man on the Totem Pole", in which the castaways find a totem pole topped by a carved head that is the spitting image of Gilligan. This prompts Gilligan to believe that he is descended from the Kupa-Kai headhunters who carved the pole. Until, of course, the REAL Kupa-Kai headhunters show up on the island.
This story features mf and ff cons and nc sex, bondage and cannibals. I made the Kupa-kai cannibals, rather than headhunters as they were in the original episode, because I thought that cannibals offered better sexual possibilities (and better jokes) than headhunters did. Besides; what’s erotic about cutting off and shrinking someone’s head? At least cannibals allow a lot of oral-sex possibilities.
I have tried to maintain the original spirit of the show in that the violence is of a very comic-bookish nature. Despite the use of cannibals as a plot development feature, this story contains NO SNUFF! This is NOT "Agony in Pink."* I am NOT going to kill off Ginger or Mary Ann. If that’s what you’re looking for, write your own story. If you want to explore the sexual possibilities that the original show never did, then I invite you to read on and enjoy.
*Agony In Pink was another “fan fiction” story posted to the alt.sex.stories usenet group, in which the Pink Power Ranger Kimberly was tortured and killed.